we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
This is Obama for America's official home on Tumblr. I'm Kai. My League of Legends thing is Quierdo. My thing for everything is Quierdo or quierdo so just there.
I can’t find a pizza cutter. I’m gonna eat it whole.
Why doesn’t the oven know that pizza is a sacred food item and that burning it is a great disrespect
Omg I’ve been using the iPhone 4’s voice over so much I read everything in his voice in my head wtf is happening to me