1. Omg I drank one of my friends beers and then put the cap back on the empty bottle and then he went to get HIS LAST BEER AND IT WAS THE EMPTY ONE I PUT IN THERE. PRANK SUCCESS.


  2. Omg Beth’s kid is gonna be here this weekend. I hate everything. Why does he have to ruin my life.


  3. Sauve is so bad for my hair but is all Beth has and my hair is dying please send salon brand shampoo and conditioner.



  5. vitamindave:

    god is a pink haired lesbian

    (Source: puella-magi-sylveon, via sleepyhugs)

  6. warbird27:




    (via scraplet)


  7. I’m gonna sing for tristen eventually and that gives me anxiety

  8. kozakuraz:

    I finally reached 50 followers on my art blog and 400 followers on this blog!! Yay!!

    So I decided to do a little giveaway of sorts to celebrate both!

    What you will get:

    The winner will get a free animated pixel of whatever character they want (even if I don’t know them, I will try my best lol). However, its limited to only 1-2 animations (blinking eyes, body bounce, glasses bounce, etc). The pixel will be about as big as the ones featured above. The winner will be announced in one week on April 30, 2014.


    • You DO have to be following my main blog, but you DONT have to follow my art blog.
    • But if you ARE following my art blog as well you might get a little something something extra (aka a smaller, still pixel kinda like the ones in the title lmao). *wink wink nudge nudge*
    • Reblogs only. Likes count, but only if you reblog it too!!

    If you have any questions please ask!! Thank you!!

    Signal boost. Is my very good friend.

    (via vousrein)


  9. Literally after I stopped trying to see the guys my friends would hook me up with I found a boyfriend on my own.

    If you’re gay don’t let your straight friends find you a lover.


  10. Beth is taking me and tristen to this little diner this weekend that makes THE BEST egg. rolls. And tristen loves egg rolls.

    I’m excited.

  11. bigbigtruck:



    That’s the end of this story! Story over, whew. I’m still working on the next arc’s script, so there’ll probably be some standalone stuff for the next week.

    octopus pie is so good y’all

  12. vulcanchicks:


    until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!

    the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!

    and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!


    If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

    (via dippyeggs)


  13. conchitawurst:


    we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

    Let her continue

    (via quae-perierunt-die)


  15. reblogger-ocelot:

    looking up symptoms and google’s all “well it COULD be a heart attack!!! or acid reflux”
    i dont even see why we need doctors’ diagnoses anymore

    Dude I had a fucking $300 test done to determine what my chest pains were even after the doctor was like “well I’m 99% sure it’s acid reflux”. Thanks for the debt doc.