1. Tear gas

    torisoulphoenix:

    avoidgettingread:

    Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

    (via dona-nobispacem)

     

  2. yesterday i woke my boyfriend up by fingering him and today he told me thats his favorite way to wake up

     

  3. inaudible-sighs:

    alexsteeles:

    "your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point

    OH MY GOD

    (Source: troncats, via elementalsight)

     

  4. constupidity:

    I’m a cast member (employee) at one of the US Disney Parks. Every year when the local anime conventions come into town we have a problem. Cosplayers love to come to the park and try to cosplay in the park.

    WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS.
    WE DO NOT ALLOW ANYONE OVER THE AGE OF 10 IN…

     
  5. enenkay:

    studiokillers:

    We’re doing well! But there is quite a way to go yet. This means a lot for the future of Studio Killers. Pledge, spread, and enjoy the rewards!

    Legitimately surprised that I hadn’t heard about this until now! I know tumblr is pretty big on Studio Killers, so you guys should check this out and spread the word!

     

  6. we broke tonight for like a split second im just

     

  7. tristens gonna go to jail and theres nothing i can do what am i gonna do im gonna die i cant do this why

     

  8. boyfriend gets drug tested tuesday. he just smoked wednesday

    we have plans for next week starting wednesday, its my birthday

     

  9. greencrook:

    greencrook:

    My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

    Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up

    (via dona-nobispacem)

     

  10. Anonymous said: yOU RE' SO FUC KING ADORABLE I JUST WANNA PI NCH YOUR CHE EKS CON AMOR

    a-storm-for-every-spring:

    Ok but which cheeks cause the chipmunk thing is annoying but I’m ok with the other one

     
  11. a-storm-for-every-spring:

    In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.

    (via emmilions)

     

  12. Th adventure time episode where Finn and jake split up tree trunks and pig and then they sing dream of love is too relatable for me right now.

     

  13. shippery:

    "dude my girlfriend lives like 40 minutes away from me i dont think our relationship is going to last its too far"

    [AGGRESSIVELY POURS MYSELF A GLASS OF VODKA AND DRINKS THE ENTIRE THING WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY LAUGHING AND CRYING]

    (via exphile)

     
  14. zodiacmind:

    Fun facts about your sign here

     

  15. maidousuji:

    yaoibutts:

    cemeterysdrive:

    vanessa-kimball:

    insidiousmisandry:

    sophiealdred:

    eldritch-abomination:

    the-siege-perilous:

    Transcendent Homo Superior Physiology and Beetle Physiology

    I am a beetle god

    mystical bardsmanship and lexiconicy

    i can sing books to life

    Pessimism inducement and landmass mimicry

    I’m gonna make myself into a mountain and then make u really despondent about it

    supernatural athleticism and multiple heads

    Space Generation and death sense.
    …cool

    Enhanced Hearing and Labyrinth Manipulation

    awesome

    Tsukumogami with solar empowerment!!!

    Hyalokinetic Combat and Jactitation, which means I control glass and C A N N O T B E S T O P P E D

    Ash breath and combative teleportation

    IM A NINJA

    (Source: karthus, via baragirlfriend)